seungcheoluwu asked:
I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU, I TOOK THIS PICTURE OF A BABY POSSUM IN MY BACKYARD
cursedpossums answered:
THIS IS MAKING ME LOSE MY FUCKING MIND
Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here
No money, no supplies, wilderness between you and the edge of the country of about 1000 miles.
Good luck surviving.
While undoubtedly designed as a research and conservation tool, and probably even valuable as a way for the inland ultra-rich to dine on extra-fresh red snapper, I choose to believe this is just one guy who likes to take his fish for walks.
portable supramarine exploration device
“I need a fish briefcase” he thought…
And now I need a fish briefcase too.
i think tumblr will be delighted to find out that, in romanian, the word "bestie" means "beast"
beauty and the bestie
the bartender asks you to pay halfway through your drink, but you can just get up and leave and he’ll just watch you leave and say nothing
knuckle tattoos that say ESCAPED BIOHAZARD
That's way too many letters do you have radiation poisoning or something
Ohhhh
No, no, there’s enough fingers on the escaped biohazard
